fashionista: Vogue is like, my Bible!
translation: I have a subscription to American Vogue and flip through the pictures once a month and think that Miranda Priestly is the editor.
fashionista: I love menswear!
translation: sometimes I buy t-shirts from the Forever 21 men's section
fashionista: Alexander McQueen is such a genius!
translation: I tried on a knockoff Skull Scarf once and I'm trying to sound knowledgeable.
fashionista: I wish I could be a model!
translation: I've watched a few seasons' worth of Top Model reruns on Oxygen and I think that models can be short/fat/ugly under the guise of being 'unique' and that Tyra Banks was a supermodel.
fashionista: Marilyn Monroe is my icon!
translation: I'm a little chub and I use her as an excuse for not losing weight.
fashionista: Chanel is like, so classic. Coco Chanel is my hero!
translation: This is the only brand I can think of besides Marc Jacobs, Christian Louboutin, and Gucci and I'm trying to sound knowledgeable again.
fashionista: I would die to own haute couture!
translation: I'm asking for a Coach bag for Christmas.
fashionista: That's like, so avante garde!
translation: I watch Project Runway.
fashionista: I don't really pay attention to the designers or the photographers/stylists/editors. I'm just here for the fashion!
translation: I'm ignorant and have absolutely no clue about the fashion industry.
I’m really dreading the day I turn 18 cause I will no longer be the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen